The Coolest Socks!

Socks as propaganda have never looked so good. Da-Sein socks are different playful, fun and very fashion forward. These raven blue knee high socks are deeee-licious! Maybe its the contrasting green skirt that makes them pop, but somehow Da-Sein has got me seriously considering dishing out 28bux for a pair of socks. Damn Marketing!

Meat, Meat, Pickles, Meat!!

BACON FLOSS!! Only 3.99.

Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon! Is there anything bacon can't improve? 

ROAST BEEF GUMBALLS anyone?

Each  tin contains about twenty two roast beef flavored gumballs. 

Pass the horseradish! Available online.

PICKLE TOOTHPASTE

Gargling with pickle brine is great, but if you really want to coat your mouth with that delightful dill flavor you need some of Pickle Toothpaste.

UNICORN MEAT

You know its authentic because of the sparkles. I can literally hear the vegans crying! ha ha ha.